We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just gargled with NyQuil
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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