dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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