I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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