i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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