how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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