And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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