if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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