That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I have fence marks all over my body
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