Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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