omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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