But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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