My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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