where does the pee come out of this thing
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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