I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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