I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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