u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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