She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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