I just threw up on my dentist
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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