We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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