Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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