idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
