I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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