I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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