i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.