also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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