At least make sure they are 18
Why
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
this just has baby written all over it
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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