Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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