Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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