Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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