what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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