Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
