we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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