Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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