The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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