i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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