Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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