You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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