I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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