my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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