worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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