That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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