So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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