And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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