Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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