just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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