...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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