He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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