How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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