Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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