i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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