We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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