babies were throwing up all over the place
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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