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• (518): View more from New York

  I hraet yuo

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  did you say you heart me or hate me?

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  who is this?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?

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  ....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.

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  I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..

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• (716): View more from New York

  Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study

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• (415): View more from California

  Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How does one acquire holy water?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I pour the whiskey from now on

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