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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  how do you spell 'special'? like slow?

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  S P E L L C H E C K

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  No you dumbass thats not right

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.

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• (631): View more from New York

  our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (951): View more from California

  Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"

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• (813): View more from Florida

  i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.

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• (714): View more from California

  i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college

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  Aren't you gay?

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  IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

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• (607): View more from New York

  It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.

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• (925): View more from California

  I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine

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