But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches