Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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