how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine