Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."