I wannas sexs uuuuu
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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