He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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